He rarely looks at you when he speaks
and not at all when he listens
He moves like a cat but
looks like a crow
and his voice
is downright operatic
He is rude
He is frustrating, and not above cheap jokes
he takes pains to sweep in dramatically
he knows how to pick his moment
In this,
as in many things
he is nearly always correct
Is this Sherlock? It sounds like him, but for the voice being downright operatic. Though Benedict’s is…